Advice Older Man Seeks Younger Thot (LOL)

[FuckinAcidMan]

What really screws me over is my fear of big boobs. I'm positive I was smothered by one of mums matronly friends.
I'm intimidated by anything over a C cup, and that apparently rules out 90% of women in an appropriate age group.
I have also discovered that NO hookers or escorts in 200 mile radius advertise themselves as anything under DD.
WHAT'S WITH THAT?

most men like big boobs, that's why they lie about all having DD titties lol

 

[skipjames]

My biggest turn on are eyes and faces and sympathy, to the extent that I Ld choose ( I would have choose, monogamy monogamy monogamy....) an average lady over a top model thinking she is the super shit anytie, even if for some reason the aforementioned wwanted to sleep with me.
I need to find se emotional connection , even momentary in a one night stand cenario, and our Lord hs rewarded me with a top model like missus I still don understand what she finds in me and I hope I m not exasperating too much. Great boobs small boobs blabla bla they are BOOBS anyway, if a gilr is cool is cool, personally I have a thing for latinas but I got great memories from German and Scandinavian Ladies. The Brits (Scottish excluded) and the Northamerican were not impressed by my charme but not even Jesus pleased anyone, imagine a sex starved Italian running free in the UK......

 

[RDP89]

I’m 34 and just got back from a date with a 27yr old.. lol.

-GC

Nice! Yeah I’ve been hanging out with the girl I was talking about quite a bit and texting constantly. She is absolutely amazing and I still can’t believe she likes me.

 

[crazyhairman]

Yea why not.