Baseball MLB.. Batter Up!!

[darvocet21]

C'mon or go on

 

[darvocet21]

As long as it's a true story

 

[ions]

wut.

 

[ions]

ok in 5th grade.
I brought a lighter into class.
Twice.
The second time I got caught.
Some girl named Crystal ratted on me.
I was going set it on fire.

 

[darvocet21]

Likely story

 

[darvocet21]

You tried to light Crystal on fire

 

[ions]

True story.
Now I got the hiccups. @darvocet21

 

[darvocet21]

Lol

 

[ions]

I creeped her out or something. With fire.

 

[darvocet21]

Vesia walked in a run

 

[ions]

If you love something.
Set it on fire.

 

[darvocet21]

Did she look like this?

 

[darvocet21]

That's Krink's type

 

[darvocet21]

No no no

 

[darvocet21]

USED to be

 

[ions]

You name your daughter crystal.
You know she's going to grow up to be a tweaker.

 

[darvocet21]

OK Porky

 

[ions]

What you talkin?
Fat Tony.
cmon.
that's not a thing.

 

[darvocet21]

OMG Jimmy just tied Krink in homers

 

[darvocet21]

That is KEE-RAZY