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climbing the walls/everything you wanted to know about wanking but were afraid to ask

Sit on your hand until it's numb, then crack one off, it feels like someone else is doing it... or so i've been told.
 
Girls can purchase sex toys for that.

So can boys. I discovered a vagina in a can the other day. This then made us wonder....where the fuck do you cum...obviously INSIDE it but how then do you clean it...... Euwwwww! Imagine...I'd rather not.
 
Fleshlight.jpg



I want one.
 
But But But................................

How do you clean that out..... Imagine getting your man juice all up inside it...then having to clean it out. Maybe some men would just leave it. Sloppy seconds....

I feel sick.
 
Ew. I see your point, it would start to get all crusty and moldy or something, ew. I don't want one anymore...
 
Why would ANYONE come into work HALF AN HOUR EARLY ?

Fortunately I've just despatched the silly bugger to the shop - pffft.
 
Fleshlight cleaning and storage

After use, remove the gel insert from the plastic canister and run hot tap water through it to remove fluid deposits.

Towel dry or air dry the gel insert. The gel insert will feel tacky or sticky after washing - this is normal. To restore the original silky feeling of the insert, powder it with cornstarch. Powdering it is not necessary to care for the insert
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Lol. Problem solved =D.
 
I hear Fleshlights are quite easy to clean actually - they come apart so you can clean each bit seperately. Bit of a hassle though - especially post wank. I also hear they are really rather pleasant. Not tried, but almost vaguely tempted for novelty value. Look up videos of them in use though and they look so fucking ridiculous and make such a comedy noise that it would be hard to take seriously. Probably great on perv powder and guice though :D

PS: Goodnight, Mr B. Have... fun (?) at work if that is where you are off and maybe have a wank to honour the onanistic majesty of this thread :)
 
B9 said:
Why would ANYONE come into work HALF AN HOUR EARLY ?

Fortunately I've just despatched the silly bugger to the shop - pffft.
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Silly over keen people who have no life. The shop seems a perfect unpaid mission Why do more hours than you are paid for. Unless it means you can go home early...
 
Tis hilarious - well worth a watch... if not quite a wank. The dialogue is priceless even by porn flick standards =D
 
Shambles said:
I hear Fleshlights are quite easy to clean actually - they come apart so you can clean each bit seperately. Bit of a hassle though - especially post wank. I also hear they are really rather pleasant. Not tried, but almost vaguely tempted for novelty value. Look up videos of them in use though and they look so fucking ridiculous and make such a comedy noise that it would be hard to take seriously. Probably great on perv powder and guice though :D

PS: Goodnight, Mr B. Have... fun (?) at work if that is where you are off and maybe have a wank to honour the onanistic majesty of this thread :)
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I can picture it now, someone walking in on Mr.Shambles guiced up, with his pants down round ankles, stumbling around with a fleshlight attached to his man parts. And him slowly turning around and saying, "What?". Pure comedy.
 
B9 said:
Why would ANYONE come into work HALF AN HOUR EARLY ?

Fortunately I've just despatched the silly bugger to the shop - pffft.
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So they could go home half an hour early?
Because they have lots of work to do?
Because they are keen and want to make a good impression?
Because they were fed up of sitting around anticipating starting work?

The list goes on. ;)
 
.....and at least once a day retreat to the men's room, so I can jerk off, whilst I fantasise about a life that doesn't so closely resemble hell! =D

<3 Work Ethos <3

Nah that story isn't actually me, I have a spit cup.... :p
 
I feel this video belongs here%)

NSFW:
http://www.pornfuze.com/pornvideos/cytherea-squirtalot-
 
There is something very... wet... about Cytherea, Jude. Reminds me of my ex in some ways... mostly wet ways...
 
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