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Finest girl I ever met in my whole life
Wanna take her home, make her my wife
I knew she was a freak when she started talkin'
She said "fuck me like we fucked Bin Laden"
(Ohhh)
That girl was a freak
She wanted me fuck her harder than the military fucked Bin Laden
Fucked Bin Laden
Fucked Bin Laden
Fucked Bin Laden
She wanted to fuck me harder than the U.S. government fucked Bin Laden

She was a freaky kind of girl
Kept up with current events from all around the world
Well, more specifically one event:
The time Osama Bin Laden got shot in the head
She said "do me like that", but I couldn't track the metaphor
That said, I can see your horny like a Stegosaur
That said again, your request is so irregular
She put on a beard, I started looking for exit door
Then a turban, then a tunic
She said "invade my cave with your special unit"
I said "he wasn't in a cave", but there was no stopping
She demanded that I fuck her like we fucked Bin Laden
Fucked Bin Laden
Fucked Bin Laden
Fucked Bin Laden
She wanted to fuck me harder than the U.S. government fucked Bin Laden

This girl requested intercourse to bring her to climax
With the clinical efficiency of the assassination of Bin Laden
You're harbouring a fugitive
(that ass!)
And my justice will be punitive
(Imma smash!)
Night vision, they can see us through my GoPro
She tried to negotiate, I said "that's a no-go
Now I'm creeping in her bedroom like go-go
She tells me to go low
Then she looks down and says I gotta terrorize that pussy
Gotta terrorize that pussy
So I did it, improvise some crazy shit
Seal Team 69 sexecuting the hit
She said "you finished me off, now throw my body in the ocean"
I yelled "geronimo", then took some picture for postin'
The President called, he said "congratulations Connor"
I said, "Mr. President, to what do I owe this honor?"
He said, "Come give me the deets in the White House Garden
I gots to know how you fucked her like we"
Fucked Bin Laden
Fucked Bin Laden
Fucked Bin Laden
I still can't say that I see the appeal
But she wanted me to fuck her like we fucked Bin Laden
Oh, this girl insisted that the way we did it was merciless and exact
Just like the now world famous attack
That fucked Osama Bin Laden
 
Nelly Furtado ft Timabaland

Been waitin' on you, girl, since around ten thirty
Been feelin' kinda funny since we did the dirty
Every guy I sleep with says the same thing
Let me guess, you've got a rash on your ding-a-ling?
And I've got cold sweats and I've got the chills
And I've gone through a whole case of Lamesil
I told you we should've used protection
But you couldn't think straight with your erection
Now let's go to the chorus section

Hey Syphilis Girl, tell me what the funk
You left your mark all over my junk
Hey Syphilis Boy, you'd better review
Did you get it from me, or did I get it from you?

Hold up, girl, don't be no cynic
I saw you last week coming out that clinic
You've tapped every as in this place
Even that skank with the sore on her face
I didn't hit that many, I was just chillin'
Then what's with the bottle of Penicillin?
Nelly, don't get the wrong idea
I take the Penicillin for my Gonorrhoea

Hey, Syphilis Girl, I got your disease
I wanted your body, not your STDs
Hey Syphilis Boy, now don't you blame me
That's the price you pay for promiscuity
Hey Syphilis Girl, this one wicked strain
By this time next week we will both be insane
Hey Syphilis Boy, I think are wrong
I'm feelin' it now as we finish this song
 
schizopath said:
Thats nice but I meant More as in your quality of life and apartment situation!
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Pahah xD

Not too bad thanks. Pain and mobility are worse, but FINALLLLYYYYY (after almost begging for 4 years) my doctor has prescribed me Morphine + sent me a referral to the pain clinic, so feeling optimistic :)
 
Thats good news. One can Hope that this is just the beginning of your pain prescriptions. Hopefully they give you fent patchesn or sum.

Ive been my own doctor with benzos and damn if that Shit helps, I think you have them prescripted too. Theyre lovely arent they? Kinda makes life worth living.
 


Something kind of hit me today
I looked at you and wondered if you saw things my way
People will hold us to blame
It hit me today, it hit me today

We're taking it hard all the time
Why don't we pass it by?
Just reply, you've changed your mind
We're fighting with the eyes of the blind
Taking it hard, taking it hard

Yet now
We feel that we are paper, choking on you nightly
They tell me "Son, we want you, be elusive, but don't walk far"
For we're breaking in the new boys, deceive your next of kin
For you're dancing where the dogs decay, defecating ecstasy
You're just an ally of the leecher
Locator for the virgin King, but I love you in your fuck-me pumps
And your nimble dress that trails
Oh, dress yourself, my urchin one, for I hear them on the rails
Because of all we've seen, because of all we've said
We are the dead


One thing kind of touched me today
I looked at you and counted all the times we had laid
Pressing our love through the night
Knowing it's right, knowing it's right

Now I'm hoping some one will care
Living on the breath of a hope to be shared
Trusting on the sons of our love
That someone will care, someone will care

But now
We're today's scrambled creatures, locked in tomorrow's double feature
Heaven's on the pillow, its silence competes with hell
It's a twenty-four hour service, guaranteed to make you tell
And the streets are full of press men
Bent on getting hung and buried
And the legendary curtains are drawn 'round Baby Bankrupt
Who sucks you while you're sleeping
It's the theater of financiers
Count them, fifty 'round a table
White and dressed to kill
Oh caress yourself, my juicy
For my hands have all but withered
Oh dress yourself my urchin one, for I hear them on the stairs
Because of all we've seen, because of all we've said

We are the dead
We are the dead
We are the dead

Songwriters: David Robert Jones / Reeves C. Gabrels

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Valentina (tune of Despacito) [en su mayoría en español, qescrito para Valentina de Drag Race]

I saw an angel on my TV
Could I be dreaming? Someone pinch me
She had me at "hello, it's me!"
You know who you are
Your smile could light up my darkest day
How many challenges you could have slayed
But they made you turn and walk away

Va-len-tina
A mi me encanta, Valentina
Como hermosa es tu sonrisa
Eres muy perfecta y bonita
Va-len-tina
Ella es solamente heroína
Gia Gunn es la China más Latina
¿Por qué Blac Chyna no es Nina Bo'Nina?
Valentina, ¿toma no ahora esa cosa en tu boca?
¿Esa cosa en tu boca?
(favorito, favorito, baby)
Valentina, este es un lipsync, ¿cómo no entiendes?
¿Cómo no entiendes?
(favorito, favo-yeah)

Por favor
Me gustaría
Mantenerlo
A Diós le pido
Y la virgen de Guadalupe
Somos las reinas de serpientes
Pero reinamos con amor

Rojita, rojita, mascarita
Codicioso, finito, finito
Tal vez no te guste, tal vez no te guste
Pero me veo como Evangelista
Rojita, rojita, mascarita
Codicioso, finito, finito
Tal vez no te guste, tal vez no te guste
Pero me veo como Evangelista

Va-len-tina
A mi me encanta, Valentina
Como hermosa es tu sonrisa
Eres muy perfecta y bonita
Va-len-tina
Ella es solamente heroína
Gia Gunn es la China más Latina
¿Por qué Blac Chyna no es Nina Bo'Nina?

Valentina, para tu M&M's
Sólamente rojas
Sólamente rojas
(favortio, favorito, baby)
Valentina, para tus hermanas
Sólamente rosas
Sólamente rosas

Va-len-tina,
A mi me encanta, Valentina
La planeta es en mucha peligra
Y este Presidente no es mía
(No, no, no)
Rojita, rojita mascarita
Codicioso, finito, finito
Sólamente rojas, sólamente rojas
Rojita, rojita, mascartia
Codicioso, finito, finito
Sólamente rosas, sólamente rosas
Va-len-tina
 
Fleetwood Mac - 'Man of theWorld'

Peter Green wrote this while undergoing some existensial crisis, after a disturbing LSD experience, in Germany. It so expressed how I felt, at a really low point in my life, after I split from my ex. I'm just glad I never ended up in the same psychological state that he expressed in 'The Green Manalishi'
 
I jizz right in my pants every time you're next to me
And when we're holding hands, it's like having sex to me
You say I'm premature, I just call it ecstasy
I wear a rubber at all times, it's a necessity
'Cause I
Jizz in my pants
 
Psychotic dress the senseless feature
Terrifies every living creature
Predictability is wearing thin
Groundbreaking practice for the preacher

Clowns mortified by my expression
Breathing new life into invention
Gagging the maggots with a weary hand
Has failed to leave any impression

The shock and terror keeps me sane
The shock and terror keeps me sane
Does anybody feel the same?
The shock and terror keeps me sane

Up now for seven days and wired
The concept of sleep is way too tired
And I've dialed in a plan to reinstate
Your sense of humor has expired

The shock and terror keeps me sane
The shock and terror keeps me sane
Does anybody feel the same?
The shock and terror keeps me sane
 
We should slow
Yeah, we should slow down
Girl, take it easy on yourself
Take it easy on yourself
And we should show
Yeah, we should show town
That we can leave time on the shelf
We can leave time on the shelf
From this young heart's not in a hurry
Girl, there's nothing to worry about
We've all the time in the world
No I'm not in a hurry
Girl, there's no need to worry yourself
We've all the time in the world
(We've all the time, time in the world
We've all the time, time in the world)
So let it go
Girl, just let go
The past is long gone
It's yesterday
No chance is blown
No our chance is not blown
No need to wish our life's away
For this young heart's not in a hurry
Girl, there's nothing to worry about
We've all the time in the world
No, I'm not in a hurry
Girl, there's no need to worry yourself
We've all the time in the world
Tick, Tock, Tick
Time's ticking bomb
No, I shouldn't be scared
I will always be there for you
Tick, Tock, Tick
Goes the tick of the clock
Time is something we just can't stop!
Still this young heart's not in a hurry
Girl, there's nothing to worry about
We've all the time in the world
No I'm not in a hurry
Girl, there's no need to worry yourself
We've all the time in the world
For this young heart's not in a hurry
Girl, there's nothing to worry about
We've all the time in the world
No, I'm not in a hurry
Girl, there's no need to worry yourself
We've all the time in the world
 
Finest Girl (Bin Laden Song) Connor4Real

Finest girl I ever met in my whole life
Want to take her home, make her my wife
Knew she was a freak when she started talking
She said, "Fuck me like we fucked Bin Laden"
(ooh, whoa)
That girl was freak
She said she wanted me to fuck her harder than the military
Fucked Bin Laden
Fucked Bin Laden
Fucked Bin Laden
She wanted to fuck me harder than the US government
Fucked Bin Laden

Uh, she was a freaky kind of girl
Kept up with current events from all around the world
More specifically, one event
The time Osama Bin Laden got shot in the head
She said, "Do me like that"
But I couldn't track the metaphor
That said, I can see you horny like a Stegosaur
That said, again your request is so irregular
She put on a beard, I started looking at the exit door
Then a turban, then a tunic
She said, "Invade my cave with your special unit"
I said, "He wasn't in a cave", but there was no stopping
She demanded that I fuck her like we
Fucked Bin Laden
Fucked Bin Laden
Fucked Bin Laden
She wanted to fuck me harder than the US government
Fucked Bin Laden
This girl requested intercourse to bring her to climax
With the clinical efficiency of the assassination of Bin Laden
You're harboring a fugitive
(that ass)
And my justice will be punitive
(I'ma smash)
Night-vision, they can see us through my GoPro
She tried to negotiate, I said that's a no-no
Now I'm creeping in her bedroom like go-go
She tells me to go low
Then looks down and says I gotta
"Terrorize that pussy"
"Gotta terrorize that pussy"
So I did it, improvise some crazy shit
Seal Team 69 sexecuting the hit
She said, "You've finished me off, now throw my body in the ocean"
I yell, "Geronimo, " then took some pictures for posting
The President called, he said "congratulations Connor"
I said, "Mr. President, to what do I owe this honor?"
He said, "Come give me the deets in the White House Garden
I gots to know how you fucked her like we"
Fucked Bin Laden
Fucked Bin Laden
Fucked Bin Laden

I still can't say that I see the appeal
But she wanted me to fuck her like we fucked Bin Laden
Oh, this girl insisted that the way we did it was merciless and exact
Just like the now world famous attack
That fucked Osama Bin Laden
 
"Spoiled" by Sebadoh


Spoiled children soon to fall
Freedom is the lie we live
We will wait for tragedy
And scatter helpless to the fire
Sorry for ourselves
Sorry for the things we've seen
No one cries for help
Waiting for the fire
When all our toys are burning
All these empty urges must be satisfied
Acted outside
Precious strength to turn the game to history
Giving up, I'm blown away
He said all I had to say
The final days have come and gone
Safe inside; there’s nothing wrong
Nothing in these words
Sorry force of habit
Could it be way over my head?
Helpless to describe it
Could it be way over my head?
Helpless to describe it
Could it be way over my head?
Helpless to describe it
Dumb & cruel
Cut before it's grown
Lies so forced in bored control
It learned all that it cares to know
 
Lola

I met her in a club down in old Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Coca-Cola
C-O-L-A cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola
L-O-L-A Lola
La-la-la-la Lola

Well I'm not the world's most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lola
La-la-la-la Lola
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walked like a woman but talked like a man
Oh my Lola
La-la-la-la Lola
La-la-la-la Lola

Well we drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked me up and sat me on her knee
And said little boy won't you come home with me
Well I'm not the world's most passionate guy
But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my Lola
La-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola
Lola la-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola

I pushed her away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
Then I looked at her and she at me

That's the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for my Lola
La-la-la-la Lola
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Lola
La-la-la-la Lola

Well I left home just a week before
And I'd never ever kissed a woman before
But Lola smiled and took me by the hand
And said dear boy I'm gonna make you a man

Well I'm not the world's most masculine man
But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man
And so is Lola
La-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola
Lola la-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola
 
AGENT ORANGE: TOO YOUNG TO DIE

I didn't expect them to know my name
Surrounding me like a black steel frame
I saw the world go up in flames
And I just smiled and stood there, watching

And it doesn't seem like this is real
That's just the way I feel
I don't know why

But I've learned from my mistakes
This time I will escape
I'm too young to die

We're all too young to die

It doesn't seem like this is real
That's just the way I feel
I don't know why

But I've learned from my mistakes
This time I will escape
I'm too young to die
 
Elope with me, Miss Private, and we'll sail around the world
I will be your Ferdinand and you my wayward girl
How many nights of talking in hotel rooms can you take?
How many nights of limping round on pagan holidays?
Oh elope with me in private and we'll set something ablaze
A trail for the devil to erase
San Francisco's calling us, the Giants and Mets will play
Piazza, New York catcher, are you straight or are you gay?
We hung about the stadium, we've got no place to stay
We hung about the Tenderloin and tenderly you tell
About the saddest book you ever read, it always makes you cry
The statue's crying too and well he may
I love you
I've a drowning grip on your adoring face
I love you, my responsibility has found a place
Beside you and strong warnings in the guise of gentle words
Come wave upon me from the family wider net absurd
"You'll take care of her, I know it, you will do a better job"
Maybe, but not what she deserves
Elope with me, Miss Private, and we'll drink ourselves awake
We'll taste the coffee houses and award certificates
A privy seal to keep the feel of 1960 style
We'll comment on the decor and we'll help the passer by
And at dusk when work is over we'll continue the debate
In a borrowed bedroom virginal and spare
The catcher hits for .318 and catches every day
The pitcher puts religion first and rests on holidays
He goes into cathedrals and lies prostrate on the floor
He knows the drink affects his speed, he's praying for a doorway
Back into the life he wants and the confession of the bench
Life outside the diamond is a wrench
I wish that you were here with me to pass the dull weekend
I know it wouldn't come to love, my heroine pretend
A lady stepping from the song we love until this day
You'd settle for an epitaph like "Walk Away, Renee"
The sun upon the roof in winter will draw you out like a flower
Meet you at the statue in an hour
Meet you at the statue in an hour
 
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