Morphine in cheese?

[eternalcrux]

Wow, that was a pretty interesting article, nice post!

I wonder though, would there ever be a problem with it showing up on a drug test?

I highly doubt it, or i think we would have already heard about it.

I can see it now "I swear mom, i wasn't using opiates, all that god-damned cheese i ate gave me a false positive! Seriously!"

 

[~*MEOW*~]

Hi I'm Jamie, and i'm a cheese-a-holic.....

 

[killarava2day]

Fuck the cheese, let's find some way to extract the morphine straight from the cows liver, preferably without killing it. Man, I never thouht dairy farming could be so attractive!

 

[on the road]

cheese makes your cum taste bad