A DUCK, A SKUNK & A DEER WENT OUT TO DINNER
AT A RESTAURANT ONE NIGHT. WHEN
IT CAME TIME TO PAY, THE SKUNK DIDN'T HAVE A
SCENT, THE DEER DIDN'T HAVE A BUCK,
SO THEY PUT THE MEAL ON THE DUCKS BILL.
Here me out ---- a food truck that sells chicken sandwiches. That will be parked
next to a Chick-Fil-A that will only be open on Sundays. And will be called Side Chick.
Some of you should walk a mile in
my shoes because then you
would be a mile away from me
and that would be fantastic.
Keep the shoes. I needed a new pair
anyway.