I had to think about that!Just finished painting every room in the house, took months the estate agent said I should have just taken pictures...
An electron walked into a bar and said that’s quarky, cryptically he must have lost his wallet. What Head hanger? No charge, the dthinks are free. Neutronly he remained neutral. What’s his name the bartender asked?I once told a chemistry joke, no reaction...
A neutrino walks into a bar, orders a drink and asks "how much", to which the bartender replies "for you, no charge".
Pi and i are having an argument, get real sais pi, be rational sais i...
What is green, has four legs and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and landed on you? A pool table...
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because it said concentrate...
I like my women like I like my coffee, ground up, black and placed in the freezerHow many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
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How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.
I know, I know, they're very old jokes. But I still love em. And I love this one, too...
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How can you tell if your sister is on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes like blood.