Grim said:
Well, I’m from America and I tell you why I love country...
This should be good...
I may or may not agree with any foreign policies, but I feel I’m taken care of.
TRANSLATION: I'll abdicate my social and political responsibilities providing I'm given money and food. I'll also support tyrannical policies, providing that the complex matters of social and foriegn policy are broken down into good/bad, black/white, simplistic jelly moulds.
No matter what’s going to happen I know I will have a car to drive, something to eat and place to live.
TRANSLATION: Brummm... Brummm... Iraq...??? What, who's he?
No matter who is the president I know I will go out on Saturday night and see top-notch DJ talents in my home town-CHICAGO. They come here and they love it.
TRANSLATION: Fuck anyone else, I'm number one. I'll allow my country's faux-leaders to do what they wants, providing I can satisfy myself. Top-notch DJ's come to America to take our money, then go back to Europe for a good time - they love it.
No matter what anyone thinks we can buy homes, cars and get the best of life, here, on our own land. No matter where I go-USD is ALWAYS the MONEY.
TRANSLATION: I am proud of the fact that my country's national currency is the strongest in the world, but couldn't care less about the fact that my President has racked up a bigger national debt than Reagan - a man who, in hindsight, was suffering from Alzheimers from the moment he took office. The fact that the only credible alternative to Bush, is John Kerry - a man who looks like a cross-bred, love-child of Herman Munster and Abraham Lincoln - is of absolutely no concern to me. After all, no matter who's President, I'll still be rocking...
No matter what I do – I know that I am an American but I never forget my background (Russian).
TRANSLATION: I'm so happy that I don't need a wheelbarrow to cart my Roubles around, that I'll quite happily put up with a political system that offers the 'choice' of an ape-faced criminal, or a dubious senator with a face that makes botched genetic experiments look appealing.
We got kick ass clubs, after-hours and if we want more we just buy a ticket and experience life outside of US.
TRANSLATION: We could go outside the US if we want, but we might fall off the edge of the world, or be eaten by a Taliban Sea-serpant. Those of us who are enlightened enough to realise the world is spherical would travel, if only the risk of being attacked by a muslim-boogieman wasn't too high.
Why hate. Hate will never get you anywhere.
TRANSLATION: My country was built on hate.
TRANSLATION: We have a culture of apathy.
We are Americans, for Christ sake…but what we do have is resources to make any dream come true. You want to be rich-you can. You want to be famous-you can.
TRANSLATION: In America, we only have to think of success and it comes true. We all own ivory towers that are so tall, that when we look out of our windows, we can't see the very foundations being knocked from beneath us.
Only in America you can do so little and get so much.
TRANSLATION: We get a lot for doing very little, thus...
Do you have any idea how many 22 year old drive BMWs? Do you have any idea what average college graduate with shitty American education makes?
TRANSLATION: ... we're obese because of our instant-gratification materialism.
Ask around. Maybe then you’ll feel different. We simply love our country because it provides us with material stability and simple tangible values that we all want. It’s money that will keep this country strong. It’s country where dreams come true.
Much love,
TRANSLATION: I'm actually a nice, amiable guy - as are most of fellow patriots. Providing I'm fed and looked after, I'll trust that father knows best.